Local legend Judge John Neilan, known for his intemperate outbursts in Midland courts, has now become an official NATIONAL legend – a spokesperson for a whole generation of fucked-over young Irish people.
Angrily dismissing a case in which a couple owed a bank money for a confusing car loan, Neilan announced that he would rather “lie in a gutter with a pig” than meet a banker. Leaving aside the undertones of beastiality, few would disagree with the general sentiment here.
He lashed out at bankers for "flying off to lovely places", "sunning themselves" and having board meetings so elaborate that "the king of Saudi Arabia wouldn't be as well feted". He continued: "If they had an ounce of decency, then they would leave their offices in shame, with their heads hung low.”
The judge issued a call for a national revolution: “There was a time in the past when banks and their buildings would be dismantled stone by stone by the people in outrage at what is being done" before concluding that bankers are “totally, utterly, absolutely removed” from any reality.
If this man ran for election, who wouldn’t vote for him?
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