Q: How many Italian immigrants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One.
Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been inside your house?
A: You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or your neighbour saw him and then told you about it later. I wouldn't worry about it really.
A Catholic priest and a Jew are walking down an alley. Both have silly belief systems and they aren't even embarrassed about it.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a plane that is going to crash. There is engine trouble, and one of the wings catches fire. The plane starts to go down. Luckily, there are enough parachutes for everyone. Evacuation is orderly.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
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